I thidmdmk you'gre a special person
who the fuck is that kid sitting with you...
I don't have any fucking idea. I woke up and he was there. I'm kinda creeped out.
I know he gets bloody noses a lot...so that explains all the blood...but I'd say the condoms are definitely from a penis.
he grabbed my head and said "you are a horse. I am leading you to water" pushed it down and whispered "Drink."
yeah we were the ones eating jello shots out of the back of a jeep in the bar parking lot
He taught me where the gears in a five speed are with his penis.
I went in the closet and cried, then the bathroom and cried, and lastly he showed me his penis and I cried. It was a weird night.
Well I don't think you can suck his dick while he's making pizza. I think that goes against some health codes.
Do they mail horrible human being awards or do I have to pick it up or what's the protocol on that shit
Don't wake me up to tell me to cook for you because you don't like taco meat.
All I'm sayin is that I don't want to raise anything. Or deal with anything. Or having anything come out of my vagina. I mean, I don't think that's asking too much.
No, next time he offers you a ride home, ask him about Batman. The result will always be road head.
So I considered mediating this morning and instead I master-bated...same thing right?
It was terrible. I am sore from head to toe, neither of us got off, and we were at it for an hour and a half, I faked having a heart episode so we could stop. It worked.
It was kind of like hidden Mickey ears, but with dicks.
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