Hope the move went well! I'll miss you!
you are a cunt and I hated living with you and your skeezy boyfriend.Just thought I'd get that out there.
you guys are cousins why the FUCK are your pants off
my mom just texted me to let me know that Hooters is hiring
i wish my mom had big dreams like that for me
i dont think the girl sending me nudes is qualified to pass judgement on me
It's cute how he thinks we're going to have sex again
First of all...stop making excuses. Second of all...Fuck the surgeon generals warning
She wore that goddamn strap-on all night. When she was playing guitar hero it kept getting in the way but she just wouldn't take it off.
Yes, he made a MIX CD for our booty call...
We were hunting our best friend with a BB gun in the backyard. I'd say the vaporizer was a worthy investment at this point.
Girl re-adjusts bra, no one bats an eye. I re-adjust nuts, everyone stares.
Seriously, he's as bad as Joffrey. I hope this ends like Game Of Thrones did.
My New Years resolution is to not hook up with random guys.
Mine is to not hook up with anyone who has a kid.
I don't really want to explain what i mean by this so just answer yes or no. are 5 cows enough?
you know your booty call is really trying when he offers to pay the toll for the bridge you have to cross to get to his house
Just make sure you put pants on
....then im not going
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