i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
if you wake up with plaid pants on your floor in the morning, you made a bad decision.
last night i used 411 to try and contact britney spears.
dollar well spent
Lots of explosions. Minor nudity. Full penetration and lots of tuxedos.
i just stepped in cum. i hate you.
Thats what happens when you don't swallow.
Whoever had sex in my bed during the party last night left a glow in the dark condom on my floor. I'm not even mad anymore, I just want to know who it is so they can tell me where to get one.
Aside from the fact that there's a penis in my mouth, that's a pretty good picture of me
you can't wake me up at 4am to suck your dick and then give me a high five at the bar
You wore a man's plastic top hat last night.
No I didn't. Whiskey did.
I was jumping over your garbage can screaming "Im a snow cat!!" ..Who wouldn't want to see that?
Opted for cash back rather than the 10% extra I'd get for store credit, solely for drinks tonight.
You're lovely.
I was looking up travel destinations and somehow I ended up reading Paul's first letter to the Corinthians. I need to start going to church high...
She told me she loves wine, but hates the mud butt the next day. Dude, way to much info on a second date.
Will you skip merrily into hell with me?
we've dated a week and made out twice. he is taking it slow. but his body is stupid sexy. just want him to stop respecting me and fuck me like a gutter slut. respect me later im not getting younger.
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