Its not drinking alone if you got Tiger on the Wii.
I didn't go out last night, but I dreamed that I blacked out and the *CRAZY* thing I did was to eat 12 cupcakes off 12 diff plates and stack them up neatly. If I had a life, I'd hate it.
But I don't consider them one night stands. They're auditions.
Im a photoshop master, i successfully reduced the size of the pupils of all the girls I made out last night with to prove they were not that drunk. So glad the camera goes home with me.
It's a good thing i didn't end up pregnant...i would have had to figure out his last name.
It took him longer to remove his skinny jeans than it did for him to finish. I didn't even have time to realize it sucked until it was already over.
She's making tacos & sangria tonight. I'm sure that's how the pilgrims pregamed.
All I learned from that experience was that drinking scotch out of a crunk goblet was bad news.
I hope I bought a crossbow. Also I need to not drink that much
Just left the frat house in last nights clothes minus my earings, shoes, underware, tequilla cap, and my dignity. If you see me on your way home just hit me
Double vision is so hot when a big dick is in sight. Thank you Bud Light.
we received free cupcakes at the first bar, and then I at the second bar i hooked up with a fat chick from Cincinnati on the patio.
you win some, you lose some.
I made the last cup in beer pong off the dude's hat. I also faintly remember rapping Forever by Drake during said game.
I almost got an A in organic chem but started hallucinating during the final so I got a C
If catching your vomit in my hands while swimming in a bath tub full of it doesn't make us best friends, I don't know what will
Randomize
