Well yesterday i made out with the entire football team and rifht at this very moment our waiter looks like a ken doll. Straight up. And he gave me wine so ill probly make out with him
college has opened so many doors for you
she takes plan B like it's going out of style
i need a lesbian romance or unplanned pregnancy for some spicein my life.
your suggestions for charades were, getting sucked into an aircraft turbine, getting raped by a dolphin, and having sex with a vacuum cleaner. you got your own, and actually used a vacuum cleaner as a prop.
I put cups full of chips next to every bed, couch, and toilet so that everyone could have a snack when they woke up....
do you ever get flashbacks of ppl you had sex with and just shudder at how gross they were/how drunk you were?
story of my life.
He likes Jesus. Game over.
Oooh wait, he just told me he was high.
She told me that as long as she kept starring at the freckle on her arm she wouldnt throw up
I thought stuff was gonna go really bad after he filled the super-soaker with kerosene. but it all turned out pretty well.
Only you two could pull off a partner swap with honeymooners
You are COMPLAINING that the sex was too good. You're not getting any sympathy from me
now that we broke up we are playing hot potato with the cock ring.. Poor thing just needs a home
Family trip though. I generally don't wheel too much ass with the fam in tow. Despite the fact my parents would be pleased if I did.
Amazon is not showing any promising results for penis tree toppers and I am genuinely surprised. Clearly this is a market that needs to be addressed.
The fact that u had sex with a Disney prince blows my mind, you're my hero.
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