Make me a promise>>> if you ever see the brats from that tv show NYC Prep walking around, you will trip them, and you wil throw drinks on them
I just remembered we were doing butt clenching exercising with bar straws last night
I just threw up, I'm either bulemic or pregnant, and I'm now accepting bets on which it is
just threw up in the bushes outside my lecture hall. sometimes i hate the freedom college gives you.
Being back home for the summer opens up so many opportunities to have sex without increasing my number
Hey man sorry, can't talk. I'm already taking risks by ripping the bong on this conference call.
he's doing fine. just headbutted the wall and threw up
Oh and I found some acid for the drive back to school, productive day
and if planning a fake elopement keeps me from fucking strangers and doing drugs, i think it's good for me
where did we go last night? there's dollar bills all over my room & they're all wet.
How have you never felt a dick as hard as mine?
Girl, he's like catnip for my pussy.
Considering all of my stomach contents ended up in my center console, I'm a bit peckish.
I love that they love me even though I might not exsist, its kinda like Im God.
I was singing Colors of the Wind and swigging vodka and still felt like more of an adult.
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