just won the tropical speedo for $11. i didn't know they sold pussy magnets that cheap
So I just passed a billboard for "Risque Cafe: Good food and topless women". Fuck. I love SC.
I'm sorry for the crack den comment. You have a lovely apartment.
I miss having pregnancy scares ....at least i knew i was having a good time
dude i doubt hes gay
I CAUGHT HIM BEATING OFF TO MENS HEALTH!
On my arm I have 12 dashes, and below is written "plus 2 pretty stout whiskey drinks, so, you be the judge"
I mean I'm forever immortalized as the one who puked in his dad's straw hat.
My mom gave me a book called "why good people do bad things"
I didn't realize you were one of the "good people"
Is it weird that out of everything, Im most worried about chipping a tooth on his prince albert?
i am one more weekend without sex away from dosing him with viagra and locking ourselves into a closet.
We role played last night. I was Brandon Inge and she was some slut from Toledo. Let's just say Triple A might not be so disappointing after all.
I always congratulate people on their vaginal emancipation.
he's like a horny 3rd grader on cocaine. he needs a leash
Take home message: SPERM IS EVIL AND SHOULD NEVER EVER EVER BE ALLOWED UP ONE'S NOSE.
I think i just made eye contact with his roommate... while doing reverse cowgirl. Yup i have no shamee
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