We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
But he was like 75 and lives right near mom and dad. Not a threat at all.
Different chick, same blowjob, same parking lot.
I just spent $27 on things to pee on.
just paid a stripper to have a minute conversation about the arizona game WTF
he just fed my chickens on farmville...i guess that's his way of saying thanks for the sex<3
It's only 4 pm and I'm already way past my preferred quota of "could have died" moments
he convinced the breakfast vendor to melt twix bars on bacon for me at 4am. he slurred every word. i think i found my prince charming.
She nearly killed the mood when she said "Don't cum on my spray tan"
Btw...I puked in my hand last night and threw it on the floor. Don't let me do tequila ever again.
I'm with Tony. He said he volunteers his ball sack for waxing but you will have to wait a few weeks. It is a freshly shaved sack. I guess he thought he was gonna get lucky. Wtf?
Smooth sack
The van in front of me contains people having SEX. I am in full view of a SEX VAN.
I'm covered in European cum. How's your day going?
Also, I'm kinda hungover this morning and I need to wire money to my lawyer. So this is what adulthood feels like
I lost a fight last night. By that I mean I head butt the bar and busted my lip open.
Just realized that my booty calls are vastly ranging in penis sizes.
Randomize
