there are some really hot girls on the bus. i want to lips them
You're the unicorn of the gay community. Unbelievable and unattainable.
If I would have known that wiping my dick on her pillow would have caused her to leave........
Every now and then I'll talk to a creeper for an extended amount of time. Randy, for instance, funded our entire night of horrible decisions.
Today in class was pretty awsome. I dont feel like i have to throw up and im actually paying attention. This is a first for friday
Had a couple pieces of pizza for breakfast...suck on that Jamie Oliver.
i just got on a party bus. i think i left my belly button at the bar.
We have literally factored in $2200 for bail money in the budget. This vegas trip will be out of hand. We are signing confidentiality contracts.
I guess I just got drunk and ordered a mini fridge off the internet. At least now I know the 200$ that was missing from my checking account wasn't spent on lap dances only.
No im the worst roommate ever. Just dump a bucket of water on my head at 8am so i can suffer like i deserve to.
Disregard the shoes in the freezer.
He literally wrote out a schedule. On it, there's a taco break, and a spot where I start crying.
I couldn't think of the word "bath" so instead I told him I was marinating in soapy water
her fuck buddy was butt ass naked in our kitchen making waffles but they tasted so bomb
i can eat my weight in tater tots. don't test me, bitch
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