I just found a frying pan...in my bed.
so high and i think i just ordered a magic bullet.
did you call within the first 18 minutes? can i have the free one?
It's like I paid NJ Transit $33 to suck his dick and go home. Fuck that.
porn star boner night. come get it.
I've learned something. I regret way too may Tuesdays in my life to be normal
I found out what happened to that girls weave last night. It was draped over a bush in my backyard.
Scratch that. Good bye liver, good bye clothes, good bye dignity. Hello awesome weekend
She told me that when she orgasms she just lays there like that baby from teenmom. Who the fuck says that
He broke hus nose arm jousting with the traffic cones... We need to make head shots illegal or get helmets or something
Well I have rug burns in both armpits, somehow. So yes you should have been here
Soooo we should kick it sometime when it's like light outside. Drink outta cups.. Be bitches. 7, 6, 3, 5.. 4, 2, 1... Sschhkiddaellladiieessscchk
I've been back for one day and I've already given two bjs. Improvement from last year.
Straight up last night my mom was like josh you need to find a job that doesn't include the selling or transporting of drugs
The night got way more interesting after Jimmy started doing summersaults in front of the bar.
just saw a kid waiting at the door of the stairs for the elevator. there is no elevator in this building. get on his level.
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