let me know it goes. try not to get bit. and if you can, get someone to videotape it.
i wish you could fill a pinata with booze
I just accidentally stumbled into an AA meeting...I think its a sign
Dude I pulled down his pants and he already had a condom on
Hey! I was tired. I threw up in two parking lots yesterday.
One huge ass giant mistake followed by celebatory shots and coors lights thats my day in a nut shell
We found him wrapped up in a giant table umbrella in the bathroom.
I'm like still hungover from the quinceanera.
It wasnt until i started dancing that i realized i pissed myself dude. I dont think shes gonna call me back.
I'm on day 4 of clean eating. I call it the "whore by June" program
I'm sorry I keep having sex wth your friends. I'm done, for real. Unless cole is interested. Other than that, I'm done.
How many more times can I say I need to get laid before you kill me?
Do NOT approach him. He has sex with everything. LITERALLY everything, and I DO mean everything. He's so horny we once caught him with his dick in a pumpkin. A legitimate honest to God pumpkin that he bored a hole in
Bra is off & I'm snuggled in a pizza. Adulting is good.
It's an interesting experience to pee while a bird meows at you.
You need to get out of the house more
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