Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
She swallowed my jizz and then took a shot of jack daniels and said "chaser." This cant be real life.
i can't remember the last friday i didn't spend in the foetal position
nothing like a tattoo of a large eagle attacking a small eagle whos attacking a shark to bond to siblings together for life
It's like salsa. But with balls in it. I like to call it balsa
I really want to lead this Amish guy into temptation
His reasoning for leaving the keys in the ignition of my car overnight with the top down in an open parking lot ? Too eager to have sex. The sex was not that good for him to do this twice....
I fucked my cousin and caught chlamydia this year. I can't really harbour any illusions about myself anymore.
Just got home. Taking a quick shower. I smell like sex and chorizo. Dont ask.
Friend as in 'I used to have sex with her' or friend as in 'I still want to have sex with her'?
Thank you for trusting your ovaries to me
Pretty sure keeping my vibrator in the same drawer with the weed makes it work better. I fall asleep almost immedi
Her 4ft mother helped 5ft10 passed out me from the car to my girlfriend's bed at 1am...with whopper in hand
Haha just talked to the dude you bit on Thursday. He has been growing a beard to hide the bruising....
Is there a sexuality term for 'only wants hatefucks'?
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