It's sad because pictures are supposed to say a thousand words, and theirs just say 'fat'
Repeat the weekend mantra. "I like boys with teeth, I need boys with teeth, I deserve boys with teeth, I will have boys with teeth".
how the fuck is Katelyn 5'1" and 85 lbs and she tackled a bouncer to the ground?
your like the ambassador to my penis.
I threw up in the bar parking lot and yelled THIS IS MY FUTURE.
Don't mind the bowl full of ashes in the sink. I meant to set that on fire.
My vagina is trying to run away to Boston without me.
His penis smells like laundry I just wanted to cuddle it
Besides, I don't need any more men there who have seen my tits. #bearwatch2014
Apparently I blamed my BAC on the Saint Louis Cardinals...how is that not a valid excuse?!
I feel as if some line has been crossed, but only in this vague, WTF sort of way.
that is either the most profound and meaningful thing i've ever heard, or someone got high before noon again.
Blacked out and showed everyone my nudes. They toasted to my nudes, and I got an outstanding ovation.
he's a mother fucking interior design major!! we boned and fell asleep and now we're laying in bed discussing what color i should paint my room. i'm marrying him
You left me a note that said "The Earth is blowing up. Bring the Rosé." WTF.
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