So then I sent a pic msg of the Magnum XL box to her friend
the facebook you made of my ass has 10 times more friends than i do.
Weird we were more concerned with sharing our germs than tag teaming the blow job?
I cannot believe I said bareback movement...
I just had to stop two people giving each other hand jobs in the pool. That was not something I was taught in lifeguard training
I've never seen a homeless man jog to get off the bus and then run to his panhandling spot because he's "late for work," but you see something new every day.
That sucks about the drama. But hey, it's always a good day when you see someone get tazed!
I can't feel my clothes. I'm convinced I'm naked
I am drinking green tea.... My liver is in shock
He started french braiding my hair while I was blowing him. The question is not why, but how.
I was chasing moonshine with vodka last night. I'm still not sure how I'm sober right now.
what do you mean i can't make cookies with a blow dryer? challenge accepted.
How likely is it that we can see each other tomorrow night? I want to shave my legs in good faith but it's cold outside and my bathroom is drafty.
i feel like every weekend turns into a giant blur of i dont want to know...
All I remember thinking is, why the fuck are there martians on the ceiling? And they were riding fruit. Like strawberries and shit.
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