I have this strange craving to see a really fat person go down a slipnslide
she tried giving me head in the pool. it was more entertaining than pleasurable
I made a game called come to class high and eat nachos.
She washed lettuce and peppers in the shower and proceeded to make a salad
i gave him a hand job with one hand and held the 40 with the other. this is like freshman year all over again.
It would be one hovered percent delicioui
I'm trying on my bridesmaid dress so that I can determine what will need to be done to achieve getting fucked while wearing it.
i was mezmorized. she was the most beautiful girl that looked like a boy i ever seen
Dear slutty diary: I lied about feeling guilty of being a homewrecker in order to have more sex. it worked.
She's comparing the feel of breasts to shredded cabbage. Weirdest. Grandmother. Ever.
You woke up, mumbled something about forgetting to lock the truck at work, slapped my ass, then passed out again...
Stay strong! Remember we're too uncoordinated to be strippers to make money instead of being a nurse
I am a delicate flower. A fucked up, drunk, horny, pants pissing, delicate little flower.
I just opened a beer with a child's toy at a 5 year olds birthday....can you look up the next AA meeting?!!
Yea. You locked yourself outside naked with nothing but running shoes and claimed it was a "parent trap thing."
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