Goodnight my chunky, little, marshmallow muncher
his facebook status quotes britney spears so there is always that
We can't ever have kids because there's a chance that they'll end up just like us.
She made me repeat after her: "I take responsibility for what I put in my own mouth."
I'm 99% sure that for 3 hours I thought you were British. We must smoke that again.
dont worry it didnt get any better. she locked herself in his room and was screaming at the top of her lungs "IM GUNA PEE ON YOUR BED"
the lady at the gas station just thanked me for wearing clothes this time... i am so confused
Valentines day isn't about being a couple in love..... It's about chocolate and faking orgasms.
he just gave me a love letter in polish. he thinks i speak polish. I DONT SPEAK POLISH
Maybe just the first 2 wks of Nov can be dick detox.
We found you wrapped up in a tarp in the garage the next morning, thats how real shit got.
I JUST SEARCHED GINGER COCK ON TUMBLR AND THEY'RE ALL REALLY WELL HUNG? I'M CRYING. IS THIS HOW GINGERS KEEP REPRODUCING?
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU?
You know you're doing well in life when weed is considered to improve your job performance
I woke up to some strange woman rubbing peanut butter on my thighs
How am I supposed to buy weed and pancake mix when it's raining?
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