I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
singing on the bus should be illegal
huh?
There's a group of like 8 white people in the back of the bus harmonizing to sugar we're going down
She kept screaming "yeah! You pick up my books!" the whole time. . .
Watching Miami Social reminded me of how much I miss snorting coke with burger king straws in a life guard hut on the beach until we noticed someone was drowning.
Did you save them?
Who?
Don't worry, there is no such thing as a fat, old or ugly blow job.
Don't take this the wrong way but I just mistook a trash can for you
We got a Christmas tree, decorated it to surprise his wife And kids who were out of town for her father's funeral, then fucked like rabbits on their new mattress before he had to pick them up at the airport.
My mom and dad are smoking a joint while lecturing me on what to bring and how to act in Europe. I'll finish this glass of wine and head over.
I need to stop smoking. I just talked to corn.
When you pick me up at the airport, please have some sort of drugs on hand.
I don't really feel bad about it, but I legit just squirted in the back of an Uber and it makes me think how many times has this happened before?!?!
well my apartment and my life are still a disaster but I did clean off my desk so that's gotta count for something...
It's not a walk of shame if you run
The Lion King Is on YouTube
Until 2 minutes ago I actually had a chance to pass my midterms... thanks alot
I'm still amazed at how you managed to get Doritos in my damn front pocket without me noticing. I got crumbs everywhere.
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