Then all the boys were saying that they were amazed at how much i could smoke...i'm so proud of myself
I was in holding with a guy that got a DUI on a hover round. He was so nice. We're hanging out tonight.
Now that Steinbrenner is in heaven he's going to make Jesus cut his hair
he stopped making out with me and said "can I make you grilled cheese? I feel like I owe YOU something"
you covered his dog in toothpaste. safe to say hes not gonna call you.
my self respect just called, its having a good time without me
At least I cut out the pieces of your hair where I braided gum into it last night. Thank me later.
He gave me an orgasm before we even reached 2nd base, everything he did in high school is irrelevant.
Dying on my bathroom floor at 7 am, I would rather be eaten by a shark right now
I actually just took 17 pictures of some guy at the gas station that needs to marry me now
to answer your questions bluetooth, 30ft, like a tampon, ask her, her idea, got tired of trying to find her in crowed clubs
You put on a bike helmet, yelled "doesn't matter fuck it" then punched a stick the fire
omg so there's this guy on the roof and he just stripped for no reason and now i think he's making out on the rooftop with some other guy? who are these people
Gay?
German.
Pity.
I have 2 bottles of wine, a sharpie, and a panda mask and don't have to wake up early. Can u do the math on this?
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