that girl last night was a 15
wait she was 15?
no like black jack not sure if you should hit it
but i am gonna have to have sex w/ him again to get my earrings back
do u think i could put an abortion on my debit card?
Life lesson: Don't give a drunk girl a dutch oven after having taco bell. She puked all over my pillow. Funny as hell though.
new call of duty comes out in november. guess im not passing my finals
my purse only fit my wallet or the martini shaker. it wasnt even a question of which i was bringing.
thank you for tagging me in all my pictures as "skank" and yourself as "made by the hands of God"
its amazing there are so many photos of me and him separately, since most of that party time was spent sneaking away to fuck upstairs...
I WAS a history major. I also WAS a functioning human being. Fuck gin.
You are my mentor.
I drank wine out of a protein shake bottle last night. You may want to rethink that statement.
THIS CHICK IS LIKE SOME SORT OF HOOKER HOUDINI.
Thank fucking Christ I was not wearing pants or eating chocolate cake last night.
Are you in a position where you can bring me some nachos?
He's a waste of a perfectly good penis.
You made me promise I wouldnt let you play "fuck fuck goose" with a 40 year old ever again.
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