Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
mom asked me why i'm never sober at family events, i told her i learned it from her.
we should become lesbians. not together. just in general.
she peed on how many people?
it was really awkward..i thought he had two dicks, but later realized it was jsut his roommate
I can pinpoint my loss of innocence as the moment I started masturbating with my teddy bears
Tomorrow, you will get a text, and it will bE spelled right, that's me yo, certify ya soon
This is that think about life weed. Thank god I'm in American lit this semester. I can actually write papers in this vat of introspective stoned.
Woke up naked on a bed full of money, doughnuts, and keys that weren't mine. Unsent dick pick on phone, and cheap cigar butt on my pillow. Also...I maybe hotwired my car.
I guess my vagina missed him because it called and left a 5 min. message. Color me impressed
I think there's a problem with society when I'm shopping for lingerie and I think "man some of these would make kickass shirts"
Rigtt?!
So how do I get back in good graces for trying to trade you for superbowl tickets?
Well he offered to lick my asshole so...I'm not really worried about his interest level.
I plan on getting so intoxicated, that I think it's MY own birthday
Can I play this game?
The cops asked Ben if he was drunk and he slurred "I'm man enough to admit that I am" with a southern draw
Randomize
