Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
I'm just looking at Lindsay Lohan's vagina.
Oh yea! I was just doing that too!
I don't know what I could have possibly done in a past life to deserve watching my boyfriend projectile vomit margaritas and probs blood while completely naked.
im naked on webcam to her boyfriend, but im playing neopets at the same time, so its all evened out
sitting on my lesbian neighbors couch, sexting, & eating a burrito.. that single
Oh wow. Was walking and just saw her in the pool, fully clothed, ranting on an alligator float. I guess i should go get her before security gets here.
I was very proud of myself that day. I had an awesome time. I don't care if I negatively impacted others.
Every time I stand up, gravity punches me in the tits. This is horrible.
If throwing a bottle across the bar, hitting a skank in the head and not getting caught was an Olympic event, you'd bring merica the gold every time
Fun Fact: I do not remember what its like to be sober between drinking off and on for two weeks at my "vacation" and being on painkillers for my mouth now
I made out with him in the club and he endorsed me on Linkedin. My networking skills are off the charts.
I think the God that I only kind of believe in, definitely hates me.
Ugh I realized he only responds to my snaps when I’m eating a popsicle
Why are male brains so small?
What are u up to today?
Marathon sex and eating.
But really, what kind of hoe life adventure in Mexico would you do that would top me blowing a trucker?
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