David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
Reach down the front of your pants and feel around for a while. When you find your balls, leave the library and meet me at the bar.
ok this guy next to me just sat down with a no joke, 10,000 page book, popped an addy, cracked open a red bull and opened the book to page 1.
I'm like a warm blanket that has sex with you
Have you ever chased with pilaf before? Because dont.
And then you'll find yourself a hot chick and leave me behind with nothing but my back fat to keep me company.
He sent me a picture; erect penis, cat in hand and no pants on. He got a boob pic for that one.
110% paid for our cab with a lap dance
I feel like your dick pick is everywhere. Never have I needed to be so careful when posting pictures.
He has no idea he's waking up in slut palace tomorrow morning
Still drunk on my morning "run" which has turned into a walk. Just burped fireball
I have a cat for love and a booty call for sex. What else could I need?
He climbed over 2 rows of the cab and told some random girl we were riding with that he would be in the back seat if she wanted to have sex
I know you’re not my dad, but you’re someone’s dad. You’re also like a second dad to me as well. And one who I send nudes to as well. Happy Father’s Day
He bought me a bottle of Malibu. I think I could love this guy.
I've loved people for a lot less.
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