this is a family affair. You're an embarrassment.
whatever it's not my family
pretty sure i saw you masturbating on chatroulette a minute ago. yes, i can recognize your cock
I THOUGHT I SAW YOU
Just learned the hard way that dicks can bruise the back of your throat to the extent that you cant eat. You're dead to me.
That is correct. I did in fact somehow pass out in the tanning booth for over an hour. And yes the attendant did have to open it up and shake me awake.
I like to keep a steady black out going for the holidays. I feel it makes me less cynical
I was about to smoke a bunch of weed and lay naked while I cried all day
He put up a Facebook album attempting to sell off their Harvard furniture. Items for sale include: his friend, a broken lamp, an item described as a 'carpet and/or sleeping bag', a pair of paint stained cargo pants, size 'Tyler', and a self proclaimed $3 bottle of wine, which he is offering for $2
You slept on a pillow of digiorno
She was way too drunk so I dropped her off at her house and smoked a huge blunt with her mom.
Do you think you can chase a shot with chicken soup?
For now I'm a single mom monday-thursday and a drunk looking for dick the rest of the week
That is our entire relationship. We match bowls and give each other head. What more could you possibly want?
How naked do you want me to be?
dude I fucking saw you snort tequila
I’m excited to finally meet my stalkee and his penis!
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