so i just calculated it and i would need to score 150% on this final to pass
No you can't have a vodka redbull. The pilgrims didn't have vodka redbull.
my mom just cut me up lemons and limes so i would have some vitamins with my tequlia
I'm currently bartering with this guy so I can fuck his bi girlfriend. We're at 5 pizzas and he gets to watch us make-out.
guy in front of me at the pharmacy just asked the pharmacist for 2 Plan B's and replied with, "If your wondering, then yes I did have a threesome. It was amazing".
She has an inverted nipple. She told to play with the normal one until the other one pops up.
They made out. Sounded like hippos drinking water
I feel that my cleavage set an unattainably high bar for 2013.
I told her my cab was outside the club and that I had to go, but I think we both knew this wasn't going anywhere past the sloppy bathroom handjob.
i came outside and he was eating her out on my lawn. i refuse to pick up the dog shit in my yard so i hope he chose the spot wisely
I got my eyebrow ring humped out. How is that even possible?
Cause I'll toss Tabasco sauce in his eyes and yell "Cobra attack" and walk away
So apparently my mom hired someone who goes by "DJ Dog Dick" for the family christmas party?
"We drove to the deserted part of the parking lot, and that's where we blew each other. It was so romantic."
The wine is franzia the food is cheese puffs there is a canoe full of beer and the andre glasses are mason jars glued to candle sticks. i shit you not. Best. Wedding. Ever.
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