Id pretty much put it in anything at this point. Jello. Dogs. 12 year old boys
If it was for sex do you really think i would asking for a mass vote? I'm like fidel castro when it comes to sex. No public approval needed.
I think I'd rather ejaculate tabasco. You'd have to scrape out guacamole.
He said something pertaining to Ragu and vodka I'm worried
Its official. 'Jingle Bell Rock' gives me a boner. Thank you Lindsay Lohan & Rachel McAdams.
She told me I was lying in front of her toilet for an hour saying "lasers."
not saying it was a bad idea to throw an impromptu party but someone stole the microwave
Well you just missed the ten chi o pledges singing la bamba at our doorstep.
And I was chasing apple pie moonshine (provided by cops) with bud light limeys. In a golf cart, wearing a tiara.
Dramatic love triangle! I guess mystery Asian and I will just have to fight it out for your love.
It was almost as bad as the time I peed on the floor of the Pentagon's subway station.
Less than a month to go... I do not understand how I was able to put up with a roommate who wears bright green Crocs for a year.
So just what does one wear when attending a sex toy party with ones mother-in-law?
Jeans and a nice top.
He's thawing a cheesecake on his stomach. We're that high.
we should most definitely have a fire extinguisher in the apartment. like... for sure
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