Ya after that i took a dump on a car... We're definitely partying with him again
Sunscreen. In my vag. I hate summer sex.
A guy just washed his hands in the toilet. No joke
My liver is begging me not to go, but sadly enough for him my feet and hands control me getting there.
Be ready for a dog pile. On your head. With my ass.
I think he's speaking German to me now
Nevermind, he's just drunk and not texting properly
Shower sex is an art that should not be attemted drunk
i cant believe we used adam and eve as a sexting theme last night
I smelled him yesterday and almost relapsed he's like cocaine
I'm trying to blow this guy down here can you please get my husband out of the house.
My New Year's resolution is to chill out on the group sex. At least with my friends anyway.
Hmm should I take my nipple rings out before my sisters wedding/family vacation in Puerto Rico where I will be with my mother 24hrs a day for four days wearing a bathing suit seemingly the entire time? Or should I just risk it and not hug anyone.
Risk it. Keep the titties tough.
I'm the only person I know that carries solo cups, shot glasses, ping pong balls, two decks of cards, and a lawn chair in his trunk. I'm ready to turn anything, anywhere into a party.
Sadly my Summer of Cocks is coming to an end
His sex game is strong it’s like a warlord’s dick! you know what I mean?
Nope
Randomize