Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
someone get that fucking seahorse.
i voted for prop eight dipshit. more weddings = more CAKE.
I just woke up in bed with 4 girls. Either i dont remember the best night of my life or they think im gay.
I would say a second date is not looking likely, I acciedentally bit his penis. it's still bleeding 43 minutes later.
I am not kidding you. There is an airport luggage cart overturned in my driveway. We need to stop going to the airport bar.
Really? How much of his life do you think he remembers? I'm pretty sure 75% of it qualifies as "kind of a blur".
Every concussion has its silver lining
Cop came to our door looking for you. Something about sex in public and intoxication. I said you matched the description.
WHY IS FOOD SO DELICIOUS
BECAUSE SCIENCE
Theres a point where you stop and say hey....as high as I am on LSD right now ...I`m just a man covered in paint
Realized we were outta oj used gerber graduates mixed fruit juice as a mixer. Mother of the Year award right here
I mean honestly, I love naps like Anthony Weiner loves sending dick pics
THERE ARE SO MANY HOT DADS AT WHOLE FOODS
If you binge watch Bill Nye Saves the World without me you can consider yourself single
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