its 4th on my favorites list. 1. butt sex 2. mini skirts 3. three meat pizza rolls 4. fuck the pain away by peaches
He asked if it was my vagina. I told him it was my butt. Clearly I need to buy him a map of the female form.
Just met someone from Jersey. No fist pumps or jagerbombs. Kind of disappointed...
I didnt believe in cockblocking untill my roomate brought home that.
I just saw a guy in the gym riding the bicycle while watching baseball and dipping.
Who would have thought google would have HELPED me fail a test...not pass...thank you pacman, thank you google....
I forget the details, but I'm told that I drunkenly stalked him around floor yelling obscure Jewish laws at him
i sent you a picture of beads you send me a picture of boobs how hard is this to understand
Right... Let's keep my vodka tinged mind focused on simple words
I feel like a cloud. A cloud that wants to be laid.
Id prob hit it, but i instagram edited her picture to make her look better. Ha. She should fuck me just for that.
Going to give your dick a friendship bracelet.
we f'd six times
f'd?
its sunday, i cant say fucked
Justin has passed out on the toilet in a locked stall. Stay tuned for pics.
He’s older
Like “has a job and pays his bills” older or “still watches porn on DVD because he can’t figure out the Internet” older?
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