Chill out big head. its weird when girls look at dudes asses
if you don't open the door right now liz is going to get pregnant
to do: lose virginity to hamster dance
well most of my day revolves around power hour
I just opened up the mens room door to a dude pissing in the urinal and pointing at himself in the mirror
Was that not clear on Friday when I nearly deapthroated two ice cubes?
You were sitting in the tub, clothed, squirting my KY all over yourself. You said "it's warm." then passed out.
If 26 stitches didn't sober her up, nothing will.
i don't know what body building stuff he's on, but his cum is basically a 5 hour energy shot.
Also this guy in my contact as hairy jerry sent me a pic of him shirtless and said I miss you and I have no idea who he is /when or if I met him but that's not normal?!
But you put your finger in my ass and the rest is history
So I totally had sex In a teepee last night at that wedding reception.
Just imagine a dick squawking like a parrot
She looks like a character that batman would try to kill, or something.
You went into my bathroom put on my bathrobe.. Said excuse me then went in my front yard and started yelling who ate my whopper..
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