She rubs her butt on the bed & then she growls..
A donut and a mojito for breakfast...Helloooooo Derby Wekkend!
Is it weird that out of everything, Im most worried about chipping a tooth on his prince albert?
I'm not going to need your "it doesn't mean you're a slut" pep talk after all.
We're smoking a joint the size of the average penis right now. I may not survive.
Gave a homeless guy 3 bucks earlier. Just saw him at the bar. He bought one beer and left. Happy to see my 3 dollars was well spent
Everyone is hammered wasted already...young, old, the dying, babies...we got them all
Finishing last nights 1.5L of wine and beef jerky for breakfast. Work looms, ever the prickly bitch.
I think the old lady next to me at the bar just saw your pussy
How many trips to the liquor store in a week constitutes alcoholism?
you said "how could you not want to hook up with me when I have these abs" and then proceeded to rip your shirt off in the middle of the bar. I'm pretty sure you were hammered.
JESUS
In all honesty the person most likely to secretly slip me drugs would be ... Me
My apartment looks like the apocalypse of sobriety.
It's 7am. I'm making pizza & watching the Matrix. I will not be bothered.
To answer your next question, yes, I'm drunk.
You are hungover. Your arguments are irrational an incoherent. We only played twice. Have some Gatorade and take a knee.
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