perhaps when you are drinking red wine from a tall glass with a straw it is time to call it a night.
ya and he came three minutes into it because he didnt have sex all summer
oh that makes more sense i knew you arent that good
And i generally try not to roofie people when I'm in a committed relationship.
The only thing that makes me want to stop the affair is that I am the Monica Lewinksy in this triangle.
Dude, somewhere around here makes 4loko slushies. I just decided coming home isn't so bad.
Yeah Greg found him eating out of a tuna can with a pill cap
Tis the season to puke in grandma's bathroom
why does he always try to puke into shot glasses
I'm sitting with my parents watching football and moaned when I saw his shirtless picture. They looked at me weird so I had to turn the moan into a laugh. A sad, really horny laugh.
And. I know i am a gay man cause when i saw the pic of his cock his feet were in it and i am like what the fuck?
In an unrelated matter, im gonna eat you out so much later.
Is there one of me peeing? If so do I look bangable in it
It's beautiful and huge. Like a dinosaur.
Was that you calling me at 4am asking to borrow a rubber ducky and a tampon?
what are you up to?
it's 8pm, i've already showered and gotten in bed. if you wanted to make plans u should have asked 3 months in advance
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