i was so high it looked like the chipmunks movements were coordinated to that lady gaga song
I think most guys look at porn as a fallback career. I mean I know I do.
please explain to me why there is a shopping cart in my living room.
just woke up in the hotel with gummi bears all around me and someone took the tv
we took the tv and as for the gummi bears don't eat them you put em in her vagina
Well, find something you can use as a snorkel and be aware of your surroundings.
I'm missing some hair, but it's cool. Breadsticks are done.
Drinking games this Saturday as usual although the ice cube tray game is banned due to last weeks incident
A little light bondage fun never hurt anybody (erotic asphyxiation excluded). Car batteries attached to reproductive organs have.
and then i signed some dudes back with a turkey hand print in honor of thanksgiving
Do you miss the park or do you miss us having sex in public?
Can I put tequila in the fish bowl? I think he wants to party too
Is this a Beer, Vodka or Whiskey kind of problem solving night? It's imperative I stock accordingly.
Questions like that are why I love you.
You're gonna be sprawled out basking in the sun working on your tan like a ridiculously hot iguana, and I'm gonna be here bundled up in about 72 layers just so I don't freeze my dick off looking like the Michelin man's gay cousin
i apologize, I may have called you an iguana
Mistakes were made
Don't do tequila. The Devil himself spits into shot glasses and we call it tequila. You will do bad things.
I gotta do like a month's worth of catch-up personal hygiene today in prep for Christmas so extended family doesn't ask if I'm depressed.
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