Haven't eaten in 11 hrs. I am gonna have so much material to talk about with anorexic girls now
Seriously, I'm delusional. Idk how these models even walk on the runway
I am choosing my outfit based on how fast I can get it off. Please help.
THAT'LL be a good time.
and i don't know why my phone always capitalizes that word.
we just stared at taco bell's menu on the website for 2 hours
She just got out of the car and said "hold on purse.. It's going to be a bumpy ride"
apparently "preggers as fuck" isn't an appropriate way to describe someone...
You are a booty call, not a friend.
I'm not gonna lie. The thing I miss the most about him right now is the air conditioned hotel rooms.
FOUND: my underwear in the cabinet above the toilet. What the actual fuck.
How do I cancel buying spotify premium for two homeless people?
i tried to propose to him with my nipple ring but i couldnt figure out how to take it out
The contents of my fridge consist of alcohol, Nuva ring, and cheesecake. I'm that girl.
Fucking adderall I just talked at the security guard for 90 minutes
I was so high I could TASTE the fillings in my teeth
If I lock her out of the apartment right now would the neighbors have grounds to sue?
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