when I'm not with you everything just looks like crayon scribble
Who did Billy Mays play for?
which bright sisters idea was it to put semi-formal in the middle of no-shave november?
i just watched a special on porn, the business isn't doing so good. You may want to wait before you start your career
its warm now so i can go back to sleeping with guys based on their fuckability rather than how much warmth they generate.
Hey remember that night when you sang Fergie to me? I think that's the exact moment in time when the thought "I could be faithful to this man" came into serious consideration.
It's gay pride weekend and Father's day.. So in honor of the occassions I am now BI
Also, if you all get arrested i'm coming to laugh at you because i don't have the money for bail.
They have a genuine stripper pole secured to the floor of their living room. I am thoroughly take advantage of it. I've made $5 so far. Why don't more places have poles??!
steve's beating me 4-2 in our "sexually confusing straight people" competition. steve is a wizard. this is not a drill.
All I remember is dance battling with a man named tom the entire time who kept buying me drinks so id say it was a success
She's licking the whiskey out of the carpet. I think we may be soulmates.
It was dumb but not something to force me into sobriety
I don't care how hot she was. She didn't like Scooby Doo and I don't fuck with that.
"suitors" is just a nice way of her saying "the guys i'm fucking"
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