Apparently they shut down a cook out cause people were selling drugsout the drive thru. Nice to be home
yup. cregs moms pubic hair is still glued to the celing
I can't get away from Pickles they're either stuck in me, in my mouth, or I'm stuck in one. fuck my whole entire life.
The Ex's are trying to talk to the GF. Game face bro.
He came to the party late, didn't bring tacos, and then asked what shennanigans we were getting into. I swear I will never fuck another hipster.
Is it sad that i just saw my moms thumb on the table & i instinctively put mine down cuz i thought she was thumbmaster?
I still have a scar from the last time she gave me a handjob. There is NO WAY i'll stick my dick anywhere near her again
I was walking out the front door and heard his roomate say "It looks like you need a chiropractor." I think my work here is done.
I need to wash the frat house off of me
You keep making the old jokes & I'm gonna come down with a sudden case of low-estrogen related vaginal dryness..
He washed his dick in my kitchen sink after sex. I think he might be a keeper.
THERES A FUCKBOY IN MY PERSONAL SPACE
GET IT AWAY FROM ME IM ALLERGIC
The married guy I've been fucking broke it off because I'm not a trump supporter and don't share his "traditional values".
I don't know where you went, but if you're anywhere near the liquor, pour me another drink
How much have you had to drink?
Qhaghao Oslo?
That seems like quite a lot.
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