Like all of my pajamas are shirts of guys I shacked with in college
im insabelyl wasted and diont know if ill yexyed tou. call me
He just screamed at her, "if you pass out i am still having sex with you!!!" In front of the entire party.
I don't remember coming home but there is cereal EVERYWHERE
He freaked out when I started to orgasm. He said he never knew girls could orgasm too.
halloween is SO much better on drugs, why didn't anyone let us know about this when we were kids
Sorry I fell asleep again. I'm in the shower now. Door is unlocked. Condoms are in my desk. I want your game face on for when I get out.
You grinded on me in Jimmy johns to a madonna song.
He was showing him the picture of the 40 year old woman he made out with in Florida, turns out Chris made out with the same woman.
Go her
I think i'm going to homewreck at this Disney on Ice show.
I swear to God, if you have sex in my bed one more time you're gonna start paying rent
Only you could go on vacation to visit family and hook up with a pro NFL player from Tinder
Refresh my memory....were we forced to leave or did we choose to leave?
that is our friendship pylon, do not lose it
fuck you.
DO NOT LOSE IT
My liver has officially said "fuck this shit" and escaped from my body.
Randomize
