Everytime she tries to call me all I can think about is when she tripped walking down my steps during her walk of shame. Then I laugh until it goes to voicemail
I felt like I was in a real life creepy Myspace message. "girl u cute" ... "girl u got a really nice smile"
how soon is too soon to introduce handcuffs into a relationship?
you pissed in a zip-loc bag and wanted 60 dollars for it
I guess since this is supposed to be my year of the lesbian it's okay
There was an awkward moment where I was going for his cock and he reach out and held my hand, thinking that what I was doing
sometimes after I smoke and the high has gone away...the high will come back like three hours later for a brief yet gripping ride.
that's usually when I end up in someone's house, having sex with someone else, while that someone's roommate makes us mozzarella sticks.
I wish you could take over my body and feel what my nipple feels like right now
I'm sitting in Starbucks, waiting for direction in my life, or it to be 8 p.m. Whatever comes first.
She left her panties here. They looked SOOO much smaller last night.
your body is your temple. do you really want a bunch of dicks in your temple?
I just walked past a guy banging a chick in the back of his car.
This is me trying to take a picture to send to grandma. At 4. We were trying to look sober.
I think he's an actor
That's not a good enough reason to wear guy-liner
You almost got us killed.
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