So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
I just filled out my 2010 Census drunkenly. I'm single handedly throwing it off.
There's a transgender game of twister in the basement...God doesnt want me to type this paper.
that was after you ironed the burrito. didn't leave much cheese on the ironing board though
Just KTHXBAIed an old man for staring at me
Vodka shot parachutes
Fucking utilizing a thrid story dorm room
Moment of the day: as we leave the restaurant, she reaches into my pocket, pulls out her panties, and angrily marches to her car. I felt like a sketchy magician.
He's laying next to me passed out dressed as a hooters girl
I bet he's a super pretty hooters girl
My walk of shame was 2 miles of feathers flying off of me, underwear in hand, and a homeless man telling me he'd pray for me. It was gold medal worthy.
She deserves a chance to suck my penis. This is America. Its her God given right.
A warmed up burrito and jelly beans. The breakfast of champions.
So my booty call knows your bf. Apparently they were in jail together
Idk my boobs are big but i dont think theyre hide a flask in them big..
Like I fucked him in the shower at 3 am when I had classes all day the next day so he can't say I'm not dedicated
Imma go take shower so I can cleanly change into my drinking underwear.
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