I asked my mom, she said yes...but you have to shower with grandpa.
i don't mind that he's uncut. i like it! it's like a little sweater!
a cock doensn't need a sweater! especially a skin sweater! wtf.
That's like some buffalo bill hannibal lector shit.
woke up in a shopping cart using a keystone box as a blanket. how was your night?
I just saw a neon sign in a bar window that says, "open to Public" but the L is burnt out.
Do you ever look back at facebook pics and say, "are those really guys I had sex with?"
Also, I once came to the conclusion after this one boy, that her pleasure condoms are a college boys version of flowers
Yo, if someone calls you asking for John Stamos, just go with it.
I think she's a little more wasted than usual. She just crawled on the floor to tell mom it was time to take a shot.
FYI angry masturbation is not as cool angry sex
New swimming pool is best sex toy ever. We are pioneering the doggie-style paddle.
This is the second time in a week I've woken up with your bra in my bed and I've had to sit and think about how it happened.
So me and him are making out, and the other two are on the couch behind us. he randomly stops kissing me and goes "oh god I think she just took off her shirt" I look behind me and I see her tits flapping up and down. This man has amazing senses..
I gave them the 'I used to fuck your son' discount.
I haven't had to masterbate since I started dating him over a year ago. I don't even know if I remember how and my vagina is calling.
i need to put some appletini on your dick
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