we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
I now officially know the distance between my two boobs is one twizzler.
He said "what's the haps". I don't know what the haps are but there goes his chances
hold on, were in the kitchen painting a yellow brick road to my vagina on my leg with black light paint.
He tried to bang a 300 pounder last night. No joke. I shotgunned a tall boy in a bar cuz the bartender didn't crack the beer. Cant wait till Nashville.
She peed in the limo. She stood up and pulled up her dress and peed on the floor of the limo.
My mom ate salad out of the vodka bowl
I'm glad I booty called you last night. It was nice to see you and talk, in between all the sex...
Why am I the only one golf clapping for the vomiting girl on the train who just fell of her seat into her own vomit
Not much. Some creepy guy on Grindr thinks he knows who I am and where I live. So I sent him to that place with jockstraps and bacon. Hope he has fun.
He asked me not to hook up with anyone else because it would hurt his feelings.. while his arm was around his pregnant girlfriend.
Remember that time you puked in a beer pong cup while someone else was playing?
that happened
I was orgasming and dying of laughter at the same time. I think I've found the One.
Idk woke up on the suite in someone else's clothing and actually broke my ankle
how do you tell someone, in the most complimentary way possible, that they would make an excellent stripper?
Randomize
