he broke up with me so i peed in his bed
i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
Just cropdusted the office
I'm pretty sure there's seven mailboxes in the bathtub...
Going to a party tonight. Sorority girls will be there. Primary goal of the night: make one cry. Secondary goal: become a father.
I DONT WANT TO PLUS I THINK I FLUSHED MY KEYS DOWN THE TOILET WHILE I WAS PEEING
We used the solo cup bag for her hair tie. Desperate times call for desperate measures.
I've been told that their best stripper is on maternity leave. NEVER AGAIN.
adding to the list of how to lure in freshman boys: take dogs for a walk, yell at them from across the street, sit on the curb at 3 in the morning sobbing
You rolled around on the floor, yelled about being a "half-zombie" and bit that guy on the leg who was hitting on me.
I woke up this morning to find a stuffed animal submerged in the toilet. I'm not entirely sure if it was the cat or Kara.
Woke up to a sex noise notice under my door...he gets a A+ for proformance and ill be seeing him again.
It's going to be like a slumber party but with ketamine
Nothing says happy Monday quite like coffee and oral sex.
from across the room i saw you look into your beer and whisper "i love you"
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