Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
She threw up a whole curly fry. A. WHOLE. CURLY. FRY.
I just got off a plane from Mexico. At least 15 passengers dashed to the bathroom throughout the flight. Can you tell its spring break?
We've had the 'life would be so much better if we were both lesbians' conversation too much for that to be okay.
I don't care. I'm going to fuck John's friend and it's all your fault.
He set an alarm on my phone to an infant screaming and puking to make sure i take my pill. its working.
he spent like 10 minutes trying to convince us that he was throwing up in the bushes on purpose in order to cut weight for wrestling
I don't remember much of half-time. I do remember climbing onto the roof of the fraternity and telling people I was going to stargaze in French.
OH. MY. GOD. FUCK HIM. JUST GRAB HIM AND FUCK HIM.
Jus saw ur date getting a bj in the mcdonalds parking lot...u want anything?
Whoever labeled dysfunctional a bad thing obviously never saw this frinedship coming.
got a blowjob in the bar bathroom, got arrested for public intoxication, and found a big bag of weed on the ground on my walk home from the station. my friday night could have been a movie
We smoked a huge blunt and then laid in bed naked eating strawberry shortcake good humor bars. We have the perfect relationship.
I wiped my ass with some girl's sock, I would honestly admit if I hate Caitlin's sandwich.
and idk now I have nine bags of lettuce in my fridge
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