just bought a 30 and sold it for $2 a can to some dumb ass high school kids. now lets buy two and get really drunk
I knew you were drunk when you poured scotch on a croissant and ate it.
tagging him in all 73 close-ups of your cleavage might have been a little obvious.
Im so hungover that my 6 year old cousine made me aspirine and coffee out of playdoh...
it was literally the size of a crayloa marker. i didnt know what to do with it so i just sat there
You kept saying thank you to the automatic toilet as it flushed your puke.
260 beers this month. I need a new hobby.
as we waited for a manager to come open the door that we broke while having sex on the wall, we decided to go round two in the hallway before he came back.. god i love hotels.
Well Im currently dressed up as batman raiding frat houses for booze
Just did an upsidedown spineboard shot. Gotta love lifeguard parties.
One of us will probably end up wearing nothing but glow/ neon body paint and a pair of water wings...
And I am in no way ashamed to say that it will most likely be me. I'm hoping for it actually.
So many gingers... It's like a beacon went out that said "this one is ok with red hair"
Mom saw my dick pic over my gf's shoulder. She told her she really should've had me circumcised.
Our sex is like an episode of "The Simpsons." Picture Homer choking Bart, and that's pretty much what we're into.
I didn't expect the hobit to have that much sexual tension.
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