I think I kinda wanna bone that ginger from Harry Potter.
You literally just made my flesh crawl.
I had a fork in my beer hand and just stabbed my tongue.
PS Can you transmit a UTI to a sexual partner? I tried to ask, but the doctor just told me to abstain (sup Bristol) for my own good w/o answering
i've hooked up with him and three of his roommates and not a single one of them knows about it..think its safe to say i found the silver lining in a boys inability to communicate
How did it go last night?
Woke up head half shaved and a burrito? So good and bad?
Want a slice of this weekend's hottest piece of ass?
Holy shit there is too much Taco Bell here to talk to you
Highlight of the weekend: getting roundhouse kicked in the dick while switching from reverse cowgirl.
He must have found my secret supply of blow and took a bump before we left the house. Rude.
He could of at least asked
I miss forts and drugs that made me believe in unicorns...
Also I am throwing a blaZer over what I wore to bed and calling it an outfit.
I went to work hungover and threw up in the break room. Told them I was pregnant and then said I quit. I don't have a job now, thanks vodka.
I woke up just like any other Wednesday. Naked on the floor, hungover and covered head to toe in lube
Remember the time you puked your contact lens out?
Wanted to let you know I hooked up with your brother.
i thought he was gay wtf
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