I think my emotional moodswings have reached a new low. I cried for the entire duration of changing my tampon.
it was average length and chubby
so kinda like him?
now i'm wondering if all guys are shaped like their penis...
I just woke up with the words DO IT on my hand and six beers in my purse.
tonight is going to be epic. can you pre-book an ambulance?
So, after having sex with my 4th overweight girl in 2 weeks, I've decided Charlie Sheen syndrome is ruining my life.
It just feels wrong masturbating with my neighbor's cat in my apartment
I've also decided that the true test of whether or not you should marry a girl is if she will willingly blow you while you eat Oreos.
No we are not "bros" because I came out of my moms vagina& you went in there.
How are you not embarrassed to know me. I'm a mess right now. I'm a walking, talking tornado of embarrassment
Sometimes I actually rage on Tuesday, come back, and do homework drunk and pull an all nighter.
I'm staying at his house to solve the homeless situation. There's a freezer bag of weed in the fridge. He doesn't know it's there, and he's not missing it so I may have an income soon.
no, I didn't go in the end. Too hungover and hot, plus Star Wars is on so obviously I'm having a naked day.
I'm not even 100% sure what it is, but if it involves Thor and Doritos, I'm in
I pack a first-aid kit when I DD for you. What does that tell you about your partying? For what I see and do, paying my food and gas for the night is a goddamn BARGAIN.
Where is Holly?
Nevermind. i can hear her having sex two doors down
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