Land Before Time marathon. we drink every time littlefoot almost eats a treestar.
You may or may not have poured bacon fat down her shirt
like teasing for 28 minutes, then the very last 2 minutes is where is ALL goes down. I'm talking, rings off, stable sitting position, hand job madness.
Dont get mad at me, it takes two to tango
IT TAKES ONE TO EJACULATE INTO THE OTHER WITHOUT CONSENT, AND SPOILER ALERT, ITS THE ONE WITH A SCROTUM FULL OF SEMEN.
I look like slutty woodland creatures dress me in the morning. Everybody's got problems.
I feel like everyone in class can tell we had a threesome last weekend.
Also, beer. Big fan.
I will now send you explicit pics of mine and her genetalia bound together forever in the devils dance that is sexting.
Let me tell you how my drug dealer wants me to take his girlfriends little sister to jr prom
That's always how I imagine things at your apartment...
Good, I'm glad you don't have some weird, skewed, clothed version of reality over here.
he said we should drink responsibly and we all just kinda sat there laughing at him
I thought you might think I was an idiot who thought cock rings prevent STDs,
My desire to pee is a lot higher than my need to be buzzed right now.
Im goin to jail bro ill talk to u sun
Having a bangable neighbor is going to ruin my booty call game. I refuse to go across town for dick now
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