Spring semester is just not the same w/o you
I'm eating mac and cheese for dinner that way when I puke later it'll be festive halloween orange.
Handle of 100 proof captain dressed like a pilgrim here we go
Also I spent like 2 hours on the hubble/nasa website sunday night looking at pictures of outer space and cried my face off at how beautiful and complex it is. What's wrong with me?!
Am I allowed to compare getting cum'd on the face to a warm summer rain?
I couldn't tell if they ere dancing or fucking but they won the costume contest
If this nail lady pinches my achilles one more time im kicking her directly in her bedazzled boobs
I'm glad the semester is over. I need a break from the term "whiskey sharts" coming up so much in conversation.
Dude, we tried to feed you but you just started sobbing and ran away
He came over apologized for his lack of sexual skills. Cleaned my kitchen cooked me dinner. And gave me another one minute stand. I think im okay with this
best eviction party ever.
it wasn't an eviction party you asshole, you just happened to get yourself evicted during the party.
my poor anus
i love it when bitches who pick on you in high school get fat. thank you facebook you have made my day.
I'm trying to make sure he doesn't drown in the toilet. Because I'm a nice lady.
It stopped being casual for me when I waxed my vagina for you
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