you dont know how to answer ppls txts anymore?!?
im sorry, i don't get text messages.
I didn't talk to you tonight because I've decided you look like a man.
he kept kneeing me like he was playing footsies... only then i realized it was his dick.
It's a Lindsey's Going to Jail Theme party.
Rolling one last joint on my Psych textbook before trading it in. I might actually cry.
I was riding her and she yelled "fuck me" then someone in the room next door yelled "you don't have to say it if youre doing it."
I have come to realize that my purpose in life is less musical and more as a filter of alcohol into water.
I bought him bourbon as a thank you for his apology. What is wrong with me?
dude when I get home wanna help me fulfill my dream of smoking a bowl out of my saxophone?
I should rephrase... I'm trying to not sit on other peoples faces besides my boyfriends.
Yes I did. Thanks. I was actually an hour and half early. I'm better at public transport than I thought. Guy behind me on the bus is also crying. We compared cry-snot. It was nice in a weird sad way.
It is such a beautiful day to not be arrested
The room got awkwardly silent right as i yelled "leave him alone! I know plenty of straight guys who like to suck dick!"
I can handle him. I'm made of spite and hot wings.
BITCH IT IS YOUR BIRTHDAY AND I'M STARTING ON A FISHBOWL OF LIQUOR WITHOUT YOU
I read that out. Group response is "Katie is hard as fuck."
WITH MOTHERFUCKING MONKEY MITTENS
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