Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
i need an iv and a liver transplant
I actually had no interest in him until he started talking about his 4 arrests. That made him go from a 5 1/2 to a 8, easily.
i wish i was a boy too so i knew what a blow job felt like
just overheard a conversation that ended in "and that's what I learned in France" How could that not have been about sex
I was thinking Sara Jessica Parker was hot. That high.
Just walk-of-shame'd past fifteen little girls at summer camp. Take a good look girls, I am you in twelve years.
He just showed me a video of his erect penis moving to the beet of the music when he was high, I think I'm in love.
He gave me a hug and said "He doesn't deserve you, Anna. Your boobs are great, and I'd fuck you anytime. Any. Place." I need a new 'gay' friend.
Idk we were snorting lines and making out in the stall while these people were cheering us on, on the other side. And that's when I realized he wasn't the only guy in the girls bathroom.
BOOTY CALL IN EFFECT, BOOTY CALL IN PROCESS, BOOTY CALL ACCEPTED, AND BOOTY CALL INITIATES FRIDAY NIGHT.
Well, we could've been at the bar taking a shot everytime my rash spread. But Noooooo. You had to go out with your non- girlfriend. Lame.
The bond between me and cheese is something no man can understand.
How hard do you think it would be to make a drinking game out of a Slip-N-Slide? Asking for a friend.
When I woke up I had 6 missed calls making sure I was ok and asking if I remember showing my tits to a picture of her baby.
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