hes 24 and dating a highschool junior and keeps saying how happy he is. happy about what? her ACT score??
I dont know if he should be happy or mad about it but he's too big for a blow job.
well he has a gf so if he picks me up tonight i'll only him finger me
Hey wes just called me saying he was asleep outside by the pond at my apt complex
we walked around the neighborhood with caution tape tied around our foreheads, making indian noises. I might have disturbed a crime scene to make a native american headdress.
Ive only seen a dude masterbate on a train twice, once on the Jtrain and once on the Ftrain... trust me you never wanna see where the subway turns around.
nothing can ever be as bad as the night i blacked out, updated my fb status to i need a pity fuck and then passed out for 13 hours.
Shots. Renamed a guy (he looked like a Scott to me), running, bloody Marys, walk to Safeway, donuts, ride home from someones husband, Nurse Jackie. FIN.
For sure shouldn't do homework after beers and joints. Just cited like 3 sentences at the end with (History, 2013)
I did coke with the Royal Navy last night. God save the queen.
Throwing up into Nora's potty chair while simultaneously having beer shits was truly the highlight of my Christmas season.
she was puking nonstop out of the car window in the rain during our hour long drive back, we got lot of honks
Thanks again for the coffee and orgasms
I think I was just motorboated by a 4-year old girl.
sober me doesnt really want him anymore, but when drunk me takes over, she might want him, and god only knows the shit that might happen with drunk me.
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