After 10 years all I have gotten is one bra pic, at this point I should be able to draw your cervix from memory
Just gave my manager part of my viccodin stash-my job is basically secured forever.
I knew as soon as I saw that pole that I was going to wake up the next morning with bruises.
Just a smidgen more estrogen and shed be golden
She's got a legit dose of dude going on
No kidding. All she needs is a cheek full of chewing tobacco and I'd have fucked John wayne.
spotted: something called the tunnel of opression. i feel like if we patricipated we wouldnt even be phased or we could run it better than them
they superglued a cigarette to my fingers...i think I need to quit smoking.
He woke me up for a 10am bootycall. he was already drunk when he got here and when we were fucking, bagpipes started playing amazing grace outside of my window!! I love Boston on st. Patties day!!
It's total crap. On a side note I watched a porn of 4 guys wrestling in chocolate then messing around with each other. It was like a dream come true
Apparently I stole windex from the cab driver. Klepto Tom strikes again.
I'm taking a leave of absence and sending myself to fat camp. I'll let you know when I'm out.
He's hot and has an accent therefore you don't ask questions when he tells you to take your pants off.
I just drunkenly signed my mortgage application...
Is this how the global financial crisis happened?
You made me brush your teeth last night......for 47 minutes.
He knocked me over backwards in my chair. I had a beer in each hand. Didn't spill a drop.
I finally selected an outfit that says "I'm not easy" but still shows off the tittays.
Randomize
