Think the blond can even spell "shiksa"?
I just got back to Nicks and I shoul dnot have drank this much when I have to work at 7AM!!!!!
On my way home from Vegas. Just realized my pants are inside out
Do you think my parents will accept my drinking habits more if I told them I like to drink every night because I take good shits the next morning?
i lost my airplane ticket and tried to board with a bar receipt in all the confusion. i have officially lost all brain cells in college.
As much as I'm all for laying on his living room couch, watching spongebob and having spoon sex, it's becoming a routine.
Thanks for pulling me out of the bed by my feet atleast one of us was sober enough to know I had work at 5 am.
you haven't really lived until you are in a situation where your vagina is hanging out
Also I played a weird game of chicken in the ladies room at work between myself the person pooping 2 stalls over and a very determined maintenance man.
So is there a reason your dad is passed out naked in my shower? P.S. Congrats on the family dong.
I didn't get it..
I'm sorry. But to the original question please.
Please write a memoir and name it "Game Boy and Dick Stuff"
I was so drunk last night I asked a rando at the bar to take a picture with me cause I thought he was in the band
At least your road beer policy is responsible. Well, relatively speaking.
Maybe i don’t have a tell. Maybe wine is my poker face.
I asked him if we were exclusive and he followed up with, "If a tree falls in the woods and no ones around, does it still make a sound?" Wtf am I supposed to do with that?!
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