i just google searched "what time does taco bell open"
I just watched the Dark knight, Maggie Gylennhaal looks like Katie Holmes after a stroke
So I put about 15 worms in the cuervo bottle. I don't think that's how it works but I feel like hallucinating by 11am
her cat was choking so she kept trying to stick her finger in her cat's mouth while saying "it's okay kitty, just do what mommy does"
Saw a guy in a chef outfit covered in mustard talking jiberish into his phone running across the skywalk.
hand shaped bruises on both boobs again....i wish i could say this is the first time.
You'd be amazed at how difficult it is to find pics of the helicopter dick
I am very proud of your internet skills
six ambien and a bong later...he was calling me blueberry princess who need rescuing from the evil oven, and he was sir Eatsalot.
Front seat of an Escalade in a limo-service parking lot. That is all.
I was looking threw the photos on my phone. There is 8 different ones of us peeing on things.
I'm just gonna yell "SURPRISE ME" and see what happens. No way this could go wrong
I had a dream that I had to take a breathalyzer but then it turned out to be a bong....why can't that be real life?
Can we make love to the Space Jam soundtrack?
I want to start a guest book for my bed room so when dudes leave they can write a review
well i can officially check "have sex in a prius" off my bucket list...
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