She's never allowed to turn 21 again
I've been crying in my room listening to Billy Joel for 2 hours. Thank God Four Loko was banned.
I believe I convinced two girls to makeout for freedom last night Hahaha
I legit just woke up on my couch, snuggled up next to some guy who's wearing my roommate's pink bathroble. What the fuck do they put in those shots?
I decided not to eat, and then this man was my fairy " don't black out" godmother
Well, thats the first guy to go to jail because of my vagina
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So apparently using the emergency exit of the bar as a bathroom is frowned upon in this establishment...
For dinner, I'm having saltines, canned whipped cream, and beer. Are we sure I'm responsible enough for home ownership?
I have never lost more friends than while playing Uno drunk.
Does your Fitbit monitor your liver failure?
I found three naked dudes in your bed this morning. Did we have a really weird break in or do you need to tell me something?
Between randomly bursting into tears and the reappearance of my lost sex drive, this break up has left me bizarrely damp.
Just used the pen i got in my signing ceremony to pack down my bowl. coach would be proud
Like he legitimately was standing straight up, feet on the roof, not holding on to a moving car.
It's official! Naked girl is back and making stir fry. Still not sure she realizes we can see her whole apartment from our balcony. Cheap beer and a show.
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